captain of the football team

they say,
what, you haven’t mastered the limits?
the schubert confuses the psyche?
your tolerance for renoit has been exceeded?
oh yes, you were
the captain of the football team

they say,
I don’t understand, you eat meat?
you believe in fairy tales, monsieur?
and your favourite past time is drinking beer?
I quickly forgot, you were
the captain of the football team

they say,
what do you mean, no puedes espanol?
you don’t get reganomics?
why haven’t you stopped using foam cups?
oh yes, we noticed,
you were
the captain of the football team.